Brown Monkey Theory

Brown Monkey Theory http://theophilusbong.multiply.com/ Imagine this:   A man secretes 250 million sperm cells in one ejaculation. 250 million!!! That is the population of the United States.  Imagine this:  There is only one egg, and that one egg if fertilized will not entertain the other 249,999,999 sperm cells. The other 249,999,999 sperm cells will die a natural death and they had lost to natural selection. Imagine this:  You're that one sperm cell. You're special. You're the best (or luckiest) against the 249,999,999. Well, except if you have a twin or something.</JUSTIFY>    <CENTER>But my point is that you are unique and be God dang proud of it will you?  <OBJECT height=80 width=300><param name='allowScriptAccess' value='never'></param><PARAM NAME="movie" VALUE="http://media.imeem.com/m/RNJMNEcFea"><PARAM NAME="wmode" VALUE="transparent"> &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp<embed allowscriptaccess='never' src='http://media.imeem.com/m/RNJMNEcFea' type='application/x-shockwave-flash' width='300' height='110' wmode='transparent'></embed></OBJECT>  <CENTER><IMG height=70 src="http://fc08.deviantart.com/fs28/f/2008/108/9/2/I_Am_Not_by_marshmellowbrains.gif" width=140></CENTER> </CENTER> Sat, 5 Jul 2008 15:48:35 -0000 Sat, 5 Jul 2008 13:31:08 -0000 Brown Monkey Theory http://images.theophilusbong.multiply.com/logo http://theophilusbong.multiply.com 100 100 Goldilocks is a mass murderer idealist I've read a Fable comics from Vertigo, the plastic was open, and it was an hour or two before the anticipated mass. Cool story and premise, Goldilocks is a sexy, gun-totting, mass murderer. And she still loves poridge! UAAP pala ngayon, kaya pala maraming tao. Haha. http://theophilusbong.multiply.com/journal/item/110/Goldilocks_is_a_mass_murderer_idealist Sat, 5 Jul 2008 13:31:08 -0000 SOMA: State of the Multiply Address (Ika-100th na blog na isinampal sa Multiply at minsan ipinilit ipabasa sa inyo) So tinitignan ko ung statistics nitong blog ko and I've noticed that this is my 100th blog. So far there had been 130 people looking in my blog for 327 times, which means one person at least look at my blog at an average of 2.5153846153846153846153846153846 times or someone looks at my blog at an average of 1.8579545454545454545454545454545 per day since January 11, 2008 as of July 5, 2008 at 10:42 AM. Haha. I know its pathetic. Well I just realize I love blogging... Parang diary na feeling personal pero So what happened thus far? Well for starters <a href="http://theophilusbong.multiply.com">http://theophilusbong.multiply.com</a> had been created sometime in August 2006, 10:32 AM, in the Computer Center at Letran-Calamba, unit number 32 (memorize ko pa 'no?). Since I don't know anyone yet that uses Multiply (nasa Seminaryo pa ako nito) I posted only one blog about my daily routine in the seminary and then stopped. Ang kauna-unahang tumingin at unang contact ay si Bueno (<a href="http://blueheaven14.multiply.com/">http://blueheaven14.multiply.c... http://theophilusbong.multiply.com/journal/item/109/SOMA_State_of_the_Multiply_Address_Ika-100th_na_blog_na_isinampal_sa_Multiply_at_minsan_ipinilit_ipabasa_sa_inyo Sat, 5 Jul 2008 03:26:27 -0000 Fallacious but True Since we know that light travels faster than sound. We can see other people as something bright until we hear them speak.     http://theophilusbong.multiply.com/journal/item/108/Fallacious_but_True Fri, 4 Jul 2008 12:45:44 -0000 Arc Paul just stared, half-amused and half-curious on why Georgea was laughing at him. "So you're saying in that Arc a creature live, a creature who eats dreams and futures, and that's what explain the urban legend in the University?" "That pretty much summed what I know about that Arc. But I never seen the creature, to see them as I've heard, require a sacrifice of the eyes." Paul replied flatly to Georgea, unaware of her sarcasm. "Okay... You're cute when the occult gets into you, really you are." Said Georgea blushingly, she really meant it as she fancy this silent and brooding guy with his weird stories on Manila. They walked toward the Main Building along the trees of what the students call as 'Lover's Lane', they walk silently and their hands brush along each other. Georgea blushed as she felt his hands against her. Paul did not notice that moment. Bangungot, the creature living in the Arc, watched them with lust and hunger.   --- Working on Chapter 2, just ... http://theophilusbong.multiply.com/journal/item/107/Arc Fri, 4 Jul 2008 12:12:33 -0000 Maliit ang mundo Nangyayari pala talaga yun 'no? http://theophilusbong.multiply.com/journal/item/106/Maliit_ang_mundo Wed, 2 Jul 2008 12:40:56 -0000 Labanan ng mga Philosophy schools (UST v. Ateneo v. UP v. DLSU ) <a href="http://www.pinoyexchange.com/forums/showthread.php?s=0890d7a163480891f0955e8a051528ed&t=213433">http://www.pinoyexchange.com/forums/showthread.php?s=0890d7a163480891f0955e8a051528ed&t=213433</a> Enjoy! Go USTe!!! http://theophilusbong.multiply.com/journal/item/105/Labanan_ng_mga_Philosophy_schools_UST_v._Ateneo_v._UP_v._DLSU_ Wed, 2 Jul 2008 01:56:58 -0000 Along the River of my thoughts, I float away and smiled. All I need is a hundred more peso and I can buy Neil's Anansi Boys. But crap I only have two hundred and fifty bucks in my wallet because of the org. fair earlier. *sniffs* So Ma'am Villaba, the yogi/philosophy professor/seventy something (I guess), was my only class for today. I plan to go home and dream of reading another Gaiman. Then I stopped when I was seeing people going to this ice cream vendor as I pass Plaza Mayor. Curious I neared. Learning that it was free I neared further. Ice Cream! Then I saw Nachi, she was running towards me, I thought she was angry about my blog on John Lloyd (actually she is in some degree I guess) and after some confusing synapses in my mind I hypothesized she will hit me or something. I almost blurted out "I DON'T HATE JOHN LLOYD, PLEASE DON"T HIT ME", then she did something worse, she recruited me in an organization. *sniff* But what the heck, I think TomWeb will be cool (even with some negative comments from the last ... http://theophilusbong.multiply.com/journal/item/104/Along_the_River_of_my_thoughts_I_float_away_and_smiled. Tue, 1 Jul 2008 07:20:27 -0000 Neil Gaiman, Ninjas and Nocturnal Classes Man, I think I'm going thinner and thinner because of the class schedules. Damn it. Due to some observations, I will no longer use the term pwet to stress my discomfort on informal issues but will shift on more neutral quasi-curses as to refine myself, do note I never intend it to pertain to an anatomical part. Haha nag-explain pa ako. So gusto ko medjo English, since si Jicky talked to me in English earlier (connect?). So the June draws to a close. Olypics is nearing (like I care) in. 800 bodies are still under that dismal ship with a then unreported pesticide shipment (which have a global ban on that chemical but Del Monte is well Del Monte, so fuck you world for not letting Del Monte gas its plantation and feed its fruit on the public). Sulpico Lines blames Frank the storm, PAG-ASA the weather beaurea, and God... well as God I guess. Pacquio won. Papa Manny balato!!! <img class="alignmiddleb" src="http://images.theophilusbong.multiply.com/image/1/photos/upload/300x300/SGj2AQoKCC8AACGzeWQ1/images.jpg?et=AaNNFQTmJK8QcZAmuN2Mcg&nmid=0" border="0"> Para sa iyo ang laban na ito... wooooh!!! President Gloria is like a crack groupie following este... http://theophilusbong.multiply.com/journal/item/103/Neil_Gaiman_Ninjas_and_Nocturnal_Classes Mon, 30 Jun 2008 14:54:19 -0000 100 Hubad on a warm Saturday at Gateway and CCP museum on a rainy Sunday 100 Hubad last show on Gateway last June 28, 2008, Saturday. Glad I've seen it and taking pictures are allowed. I can't really remember all the names of the work nor the artist's name but here are some shots that moved me and made me ponder. CCP museum tour with my two siblings this Sunday. For APP (Art Appreciation Class) at UST. Love the museum and photo/painting/ sculptures exhibits, solong-solo namin, we three are the only visitors so we loved the ambience of a silent museum. Four floors of Filipino art all for us! LOVE IT! The whole museum is bordering in profound sanctity save for the guards and janitors who laughed and clapped everytime Manny Pacquiao throw a punch. Haha. Kaso bawal camera sa loob. So we only manage to have our picture taken outside the CCP as for the museum interior we have the poor-pixels of my sister's phone, and there is no plug to download it in this machine. http://theophilusbong.multiply.com/photos/album/22/100_Hubad_on_a_warm_Saturday_at_Gateway_and_CCP_museum_on_a_rainy_Sunday Sun, 29 Jun 2008 11:51:28 -0000 Chapter I: Before the Storm  <a href="http://theophilusbong.multiply.com/journal/item/98">Prolouge: A Rainy Night</a> ------- Three days before the storm. Murderous eyes stared and lusted at Alex. Ready to tear his limb. The dark wolf gnarled at him, showing its ancient yellow teeth adorned with spells and magic written in an old and dead language. He can understand the language the spells were written in, as he can understand he will be dead soon. The wolf circled at him, he can feel the moist ground under his bare feet, and he can hear his heart pounding at him, going in rhythm with the wolf’s hungry groans. Then Alex was awake. His cellphone was ringing a familiar tune at a familiar time of the day. He looked at the cellphone still playing a song from The Carpenters. He rose up, and even though it was already cold in his empty tent, he was wet with perspiration. He answered the phone. “Mom, ”Alex said as he rubbed his fingers on his temple, “yes, ma we will leave tonight with Dr. Perez… no ma I am not sick… I just had a nightmare again that’s all…” The wind made noise... http://theophilusbong.multiply.com/journal/item/102/Chapter_I_Before_the_Storm Sat, 28 Jun 2008 17:38:17 -0000 Retrospect and Dancing in my Underwear I LOVE every moments with my adoptive family sa Journ and CA. Especially the interesting and bubbly souls that made college life bearable. That is why I'm really sad na wala akong classes with them this semester. But as they say in Taoism, don't fight the rapids, let the power of the river take you to the banks. Two and a half weeks zoom by... After some shifty and ecstatic temperatures, tragedies at sea, and the ever-changing student discount on fares, I think riding the torrents of the river feels kind of good. So, I have classes with four new sections. Interesting bunch of people. So... First stop, 1PHL (First Year Philo) Halatang mga first years mga ito. Very noisy and have shitty powerpoints for reports. One thing that I found quite amusing sa kanila is that they all freakishly speak in straight English. I mean they just speak in English with an accent. Last time I check hindi Ateneo ang pinasukan ko. Haha. 3LM2 (Third Year Legal Management) I have an old high ... http://theophilusbong.multiply.com/journal/item/101/Retrospect_and_Dancing_in_my_Underwear Fri, 27 Jun 2008 15:41:06 -0000 *Yawn* May Pasok na Bukas <img class="alignmiddleb" src="http://gcaptain.com/maritime/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/ferry-sinking-phillipines.png" border="0">Well late naman ako pumasok and I feel bad watching the news. Fuck, I hate tragedies, it makes me feel helpless. But times like these I have to salute the goodness in men's hearts and the love that makes us hurt but at the same time make us move on Let us pause for a while in silence... May pasok na ulit bukas. Spanish prayers seems to refuse to seep into my skull. Fuck Binay for being such a total wuss, kababayan ko pa naman kita, tsk. I feel bad on how politicians seem to enjoy the tragedy. I also need to find a good museum. Any suggestions? Sinong gustong sumama? Well hugas pa ako ng plato. Ahahaha. http://theophilusbong.multiply.com/journal/item/100/Yawn_May_Pasok_na_Bukas Tue, 24 Jun 2008 12:53:25 -0000 Avatar: The Last Air-Bender (Live Action Movie) A live action movie to be directed by Shyamalan (The Sixth Sense, The Signs, The Happening) based on the hit animated series of Nickelodeon conceptualized and animated by Michael Dante DiMartino and Bryan http://theophilusbong.multiply.com/calendar/item/10015/Avatar_The_Last_Air-Bender_Live_Action_Movie Mon, 23 Jun 2008 05:21:30 -0000 Freshmen, storms and Avatar (a mental doodle) Okay, new fresh meats had been formally introduced to the college world and for the first to second week they had and will experience the UST as something of a cross between a Venice and a Vietnam, haha. Fresh from high school they look so young and well their faces are not (yet) ravaged by heavy scholastic loads or the terror of proffesors. Tsk tsk. Magkakapimpols rin kayo!!! Bwahahahahahaha. Eneweis, last night was brownout. Kaso street lang ata namin because the next block has electricity!!! Damn you Judy Ann!!! Damn you!!! Pwet kandila lang ang tinititigan ko, walang TV, walang DSL, walang mabasang libro or hand-outs at mahirap pala maghugas ng mga plato at baso na ilaw lamang ng kandila ang gumagabay. In the darkness I mentally create further the universe na inaayos ko, I'm thinking on how Amaron ought to die and how Asuang will invade Makati. Hmmmm. I need to look for a pirated version ng Adobe, stagnant na ang aking Deviantart. Hirap naman kas... http://theophilusbong.multiply.com/journal/item/99/Freshmen_storms_and_Avatar_a_mental_doodle Mon, 23 Jun 2008 03:27:53 -0000 A Rainy Night The moon steadily moves to the west and the storm grew worse. On top of a condemned building stands three people. An old graying man with sparse white beard who wears a black woolen trenchcoat stands wet under the rain. While a child with hairs like noodles and a well-built man shares an umbrella. They are silent for a time. The two who share the umbrella look at the wet old man with a nagging curiosity. Then the child speaks. "Tell me a story, a story from a hunt would be delightful!" requests Oyayi. "Yes, do tell us a story" repeats the handsome man under the umbrella. "You are fools to ask me to do such a thing. No holocaust of goats or chicken, not even a cigarette and you dare to demand as such from me! "My stories worth more than a request from the two of you.You know better Amaron and Oyayi to ask such, not even Tadaklan and his hound could be arrogant enough." sneers the old man. "And none could be humbler, Kuento." co... http://theophilusbong.multiply.com/journal/item/98/A_Rainy_Night Sun, 22 Jun 2008 04:21:03 -0000 437th Year of Manila 437 Years na ang Manila!!! Daming pinagdaanan... Marami pang http://theophilusbong.multiply.com/calendar/item/10013/437th_Year_of_Manila Sun, 22 Jun 2008 02:49:41 -0000 Bring on the rain!!! (A shitty reflection on dealing with problems) I woke up today because of the rain. Dun sa mga nakaakyat sa kwarto ko might visualize kung paano magising sa aking attic-kwarto. Masarap, refreshing and with meaning. Pero today I felt a whole lot better because, salamat sa Diyos, nawala na rin ang rayuma ko that is bugging me for the last two weeks. Sa tingin ko dahil naliligo ako kaagad after a long walk from my stop. Haha napapasma mga joints ko. Speaking of rayuma, or rheumatism para sa mga susyal. Some of my friends do experience a different kind of rayuma in this gloomy season an emotional and spiritual rayuma. Ngayon may mga nagtataka kung may koneksyon nga ba ang lamig ng panahon sa lamig ng kalamnan at emosyon. Wala akong masasagot sa mga ganyang katanungan.  Dahil wala naman talagang sagot. Ang meron lamang ay mga payo, mga direksyon, mga bituin sa maitim na langit. Sa iyo na ang paglalakbay - sa iyo na ang mga bagay na iyong mapupulot sa naturang paglalakbay Benjamin Hoff, an American&nbsp... http://theophilusbong.multiply.com/journal/item/96/Bring_on_the_rain_A_shitty_reflection_on_dealing_with_problems Sat, 21 Jun 2008 05:49:07 -0000 Ama Siya ang haligi, Pag-ybig at ang araw, Ang aking ama. http://theophilusbong.multiply.com/journal/item/94/Ama_ Sun, 15 Jun 2008 06:43:43 -0000 Mental Doodling: Random thoughts on our 110 year old Republic So... LRT is free today from 5-7PM. We, my cousin from UST Engineering and I, decided to try it out. Kaso lang sobrang haba ng pila akala ko pila ng bigas. Pwet, napabili na tuloy ako ng ticket gusto ko kasi ng makauwi ng maaga para makapanood ng Avatar: The Last Air Bender. Akala ko makakatipid ako pero mula UST napabili ako ng P5 buko juice, P12 na Vanilla Ice Cream, P10 na kwek-kwek na penoy, P10 na kwek-kwek na itlog pugo, P14 na LRT ticket, P12 na tricycle. Haaay, it defeats a simple 10km journey (yes, 10 km from UST to my stop somewhere in Anonas, I Google Earth it!) with only a discounted 12 peso fare to pay. Tsk tsk. Hindi pa tapos uniporme kong pinapatahi ko. Manong naman, alam kong wala kang Multiply, pero bilis-bilisan mo at mahirap maglaba ng uniporme. Ung titser ko sa literature mukhang tindera sa may Divisoria, alam nyo yun, yung tipong "Hendeh whan por whan-aNdred, whan por whan-aNdred". May assignment ka-agad. Nakidnap pala si Cess Drilron. Patay na si DaBoy. May n... http://theophilusbong.multiply.com/journal/item/92/Mental_Doodling_Random_thoughts_on_our_110_year_old_Republic Thu, 12 Jun 2008 13:10:20 -0000 A walk at the University It was morning, or I guess it was. The saints are looking from the sky, saddened faces follows me as I walk but their stance are stern, their pitied eyes are mixed with an infallible and unmovable conviction. The bustling souls that goes along and against my path are numerous and devoid of identity. And I am half-suprised that I do not have the concept of 'me' in my head anymore. Devoid too as the damned soul that I come across I continue to walk. Minutes later I came to see a metal gate. And a man of authority , or is it a troll wearing man as a pelt, stationed at the metallic mouth requires me with these words: "Leave your hope all those who enter!"  I am distracted and I have to squint my eyes and ask him again what he requires. He looks at me and says: "Leave your hope all those who enter!" I sighed as his words had missed me again and ask him to repeat once more. He looks at me, irritated but patient, and says quite hazily as the words ... http://theophilusbong.multiply.com/journal/item/91/A_walk_at_the_University_ Mon, 9 Jun 2008 14:15:25 -0000 Pwet ang semester ko ngayon. Man I hate my new schedule for this semester, I know I'm an irregular and in complete control of my schedule but the offered courses (most are my majors) are in the night shift. So my itinerary goes like this: Monday 12pm-1pm : Metaphysics 3pm-6pm : Scholasticism 6pm-9pm : Dynamics of Philippine Politics Tuesday 10-11:30 : History of Philosophy: East Wednesday 12pm-1pm: Metaphysics 3pm-6pm : Begginer's Spanish Thursday 10-11:30 : History of Philosophy: East 1pm-4pm : Survey of Literature I Friday 12pm-1pm: Metaphysics 3pm-6pm : Art Appreciation Damn this would be a long ang hard semester. And I am waiting for Indian Philosophy to be available so I can have a regular load this semester. Damn it, tsk. http://theophilusbong.multiply.com/journal/item/90/Pwet_ang_semester_ko_ngayon. Mon, 2 Jun 2008 10:38:28 -0000 SAVE THE INTERNET!!! Taken from: <a href="http://savetheinternet.com/=faq">http://savetheinternet.com/=faq</a>   <a name="about">What is this about?</a> When we log onto the Internet, we take a lot for granted. We assume we'll be able to access any Web site we want, whenever we want, at the fastest speed, whether it's a corporate or mom-and-pop site. We assume that we can use any service we like -- watching online video, listening to podcasts, sending instant messages -- anytime we choose. What makes all these assumptions possible is Network Neutrality. <a name="what">What is Network Neutrality?</a> Network Neutrality -- or "Net Neutrality" for short -- is the guiding principle that preserves the free and open Internet. Put simply, Net Neutrality means no discrimination. Net Neutrality prevents Internet providers from speeding up or slowing down Web content based on its source, ownership or destination. Net Neutrality is the reason why the Internet has driven economic innovation, democratic participation, and free speech online. It protects the consumer's right to use any equipm... http://theophilusbong.multiply.com/journal/item/89/SAVE_THE_INTERNET Sat, 31 May 2008 10:51:19 -0000 Madtv - terrorist videomessage skit Madtv S12E11Funny skit about a terrorist making a suicide video and after that George Bush's tivo.Also watch my other madtv clips :) http://theophilusbong.multiply.com/video/item/10/Madtv_-_terrorist_videomessage_skit Sat, 31 May 2008 10:29:35 -0000 Tickle Me Emo MADtv presents Tickle Me Emo. A talking doll much like its predecessor, Tickle Me Elmo, but instead of being happy, this little guy is sad, depressed and emotional. http://theophilusbong.multiply.com/video/item/9/Tickle_Me_Emo Mon, 26 May 2008 09:31:41 -0000 Sam + Apol + Attic Attic, May http://theophilusbong.multiply.com/photos/album/20/Sam_Apol_Attic Thu, 22 May 2008 03:25:10 -0000 Twilight of my Teenage Years I am officially nineteen!!!   Growing old, I hope not only in my body but also in wisdom!!!   Thanks to all of you for being part of my life. God bless you! http://theophilusbong.multiply.com/journal/item/88/Twilight_of_my_Teenage_Years Wed, 21 May 2008 03:04:03 -0000